Lol whoops

So the distance from Washougal, WA (where my Mom’s side of the family lives) to Seattle is…2 and a half hours. Basically the equivalent of driving from Tallahassee to either Jacksonville or Gainesville. Not that bad.

For shits and giggles, I decided to see how long of a drive it would be from Seattle to Alaska. Ya know how long that drive is?

Forty. Seven. Hours. 47 hours. 

Canada is bigger than I thought… 

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