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squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

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joshpeck:

when you develop a crush on someone that you have no chance with

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  • #I wanted to add the picture but didn't #know how to because I'm on my phone so here's a whole new post with it #whoops #personal #river
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I don’t want a ‘Perfect Relationship’. I just want someone who I can act silly with, someone who treats me right and loves being with me.

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  • #at this point literally anything is better than my last three ex's so yeah
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couple-of-dumbasses:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

*history teachers crying*

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I can’t decide which has been funnier today:

Watching half of the people pretending to be religious,

Or watching the other half pretend to be stoners.

Hm.

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squishietechies:

doctorwithanm4:

squishietechies:

doctorwithanm4:

squishietechies:

JESUS CHRIST FUCKING STOP IT

Bahahaha stop what?

BEING IDENTICAL LIKE THAT. IT’S WEIRD. I like it. BUT IT’S WEIRD.

Mwahahaha NEVER. One of these days when we hangout all three of us, I’m going to dress like a boy and wear like the same outfit as Drew just to fuck with you.

I will literally kill you.

It’d be literally hilarious and you know it.

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squishietechies:

doctorwithanm4:

squishietechies:

JESUS CHRIST FUCKING STOP IT

Bahahaha stop what?

BEING IDENTICAL LIKE THAT. IT’S WEIRD. I like it. BUT IT’S WEIRD.

Mwahahaha NEVER. One of these days when we hangout all three of us, I’m going to dress like a boy and wear like the same outfit as Drew just to fuck with you.

I will literally kill you.

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