i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years
there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny
God damn I am not taking anyone’s shit right now.
So the distance from Washougal, WA (where my Mom’s side of the family lives) to Seattle is…2 and a half hours. Basically the equivalent of driving from Tallahassee to either Jacksonville or Gainesville. Not that bad.
For shits and giggles, I decided to see how long of a drive it would be from Seattle to Alaska. Ya know how long that drive is?
Forty. Seven. Hours. 47 hours.
Canada is bigger than I thought…
First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it
- iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
- Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
- iPhone user: I just like this pho-
- Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
FSU was featured on today’s Five Good Minutes segment on #PTI. The topic, naturally, was Winston, and they used the old logo. #fsu #espn #lol